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MIND : 2 think of u

EYES : 2 look at u

HEART : 2 luv u

HAND : 2 TOUCH U

LEG : 2 Walk with u

MOUTH : 2 say i miss u

FEET : 2 kick u if u dnt miss me

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The word woman has 'Man' in it

Mrs has 'Mr' in it

Female has 'Male' in it

She has 'He' in it

Madam has 'Adam' in it

No wonder MEN always wanna be in side WOMEN!

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Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!

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Girl: I wanna a responsible man as a husband

Man replies: Dat's me, whenever anyone

is pregnant in my neighborhood,

they say I m responsible!

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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.

Friend: How was ur first night?

Man: She charged $100 for Overspeed,

200 for wrongside entry & $500 for no helmet.

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Teacher: What should be in a book

to make it a bestseller?

Tommy: A girl on the cover

and no cover on the girl.

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A man sees on a girls t-shirt

it says "handle with care"

Next day he wears a jeans &

writes "candle with hair"

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Q: Do you know why girls don't keep

thier mobiles in shirt pocket?

A: B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains.

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A good lecture should be

like a girl's mini-skirt

Short enough to create an

interest and long enough

to cover a subject...

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A newly married gilr says to

her 70 yr old hubby -

"Darling, lets go upstairs and have sex."

Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!"

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.

2 Difficult to Understand.

3 More Explanation is Needed.

4 Result is always FAIL!

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U look at da ocean,

u c God's Abundance,

U look at da sky,

u c God's Wonder,

U look at da moon,

u c God's Glory

N wen u look at da mirror,

u c God`s BLUNDER!

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Love the lady but dont touch

the body.... if u touch the

body u'll becom a DADDY!

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Old saying:

Early to bed and early to rise,

makes a man healthy and wise.

New saying:

Early to bed and early to rise,

makes your women go to other guys...

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Q: Why did Eve eat the forbidden apple?

A: Because it was tastier than Adam's banana.

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A man stands nude in front

of a mirror n examins

himself n says: 2 inches more

& I'll be a King.

His wife sitting behind says:

2 inches less & you'll be

a Queen.